Foot Fetishes and All The Ways We Get Astrology Wrong
Why You're Waiting For The Other Shoe To Spank You (Oops, I mean drop) And How To Not Worry About It
I’ve been a physical therapist for 28 years! Hello, professional Saturn Return!
Have you ever had one of those moments where you strutted around in a Dominatrix state of mind after something AMAZING happened to you - like you COMMANDED the world to serve you, and it responded like the good submissive that it consented to be?
And then looked around for “the other shoe to drop” ???
Why are YOU, the dom, looking to get spanked with a shoe?
I hate to break it to you, but...
You’re not the dominant one.
Saturn is.
Saturn has RULED bones for all of astrology.
And it comes around every 28 years or so for some BDSM.
Those rings?
They’re not just handcuffs, shackles, ball gags, and harnesses
They’re the literal biological structure of your bones
Since you’re not hula hooping some osteons,
Your nervous system is B-O-R-E-D and wants some pleasure or pain.
So, some massive change happens in your life and hopefully, you survive it mostly unscathed.
My grandmother died at my Saturn return. I also moved across the country and bought my first house, so it wasn’t all bad.
If it has a shoe fetish, it will find a contrasting one to get off on.
A better way?
Stop getting off on OPF (Other People’s Feet) and use your feet to create a new reality for yourself.
They’re mapped in your brain in the same place as your genitals, so making the map of your feet clearer in your brain creates a lot of safety to stand in your power and experience pleasure.
You can rub them with a soft cloth, getting between the toes and paying a lot of attention to the nooks and crannies.
If your feet are kinky for plantar fasciitis, Achilles tendinitis, fractures or just not helping you achieve your goals, you can do what I did: I spanked mine with a spiky hammer that my acupuncturist gave me and stabbed it with a fork to get rid of the ridiculous burning pain I was having.
“This burning nonsense isn’t pain…THIS IS PAIN.” I said as I beat my foot with the spiky hammer and stabbed it with the fork.
(If you choose to do that, do so at your own risk and don’t leave any evidence that it ever happened….)
It’s some powerful neuroscience-based Fearless Presence and Saturn in Pisces medicine.
What do you do to regulate your nervous system to all things Saturn, especially when they’re in Pisces, which is The Foot Dom?
Grab my Zodiac and The Vagus Nerve Workbook for some foot exercises to regulate your nervous system to the solar system until I lock it in the dungeon and create a kinky workbook.